Animal Jokes – Bird Jokes
Which bird does construction work?
Which birds work underground?
Myna (miner) birds.
What kind of doctor treats a duck?
A quack doctor!
What kind of weather excites a pet duck?
Fowl weather, of course!
What holiday is strictly observed by all birds?
Where can birds play professional baseball?
In the mynah leagues!
How can you tell a miser from his pet canary?
One’s a little cheap, but the other’s a little cheeper.
What did the parrot say when she fell in love with the frog?
Polly wants a croaker!
What do you call a minor bird accident?
A feather bender.
Why did the duck go ring-ring?
He got a phone bill.
What did the little bird say to the big bird?
Peck on someone your own size.
What do you call a formal dance for ducks?
A fowl ball.
What kind of ducks rob banks?
Why was the duck unhappy?
His bill was in the mail.
Why did the pigeon need to get out?
He was cooped up at home all week.
What would you name a parrot made out of plastic?
How can you tell that birds like shopping at sales?
They’re always saying “cheep-cheep”.
What kind of bird digs for coal?
Why did the duck put its head in the stream?
To liquidate its bill.
Why did the duck leave the stream?
It had more interest in the bank.
Which vacation spot will really make your pet bird sing for joy?
The Canary Islands!
What kind of fish can you find in a birdcage?