How did our feline friend put the iceman out of business?
Cat got his tong(s)!

What is the cats all-time favorite song?
Three Blind Mice!

What is another name for a cat's home?
A scratch pad!

What do you call a cat that likes to dig in the sand?
Sandy Claws!

How do you spell cat backwards?
C-a-t B-a-c-k-w-a-r-d-s!

How did our feline friend put the iceman out of business?
Cat got hit tong(s)!

What do you call it when our feline friends show good manners?
Eti-cat, of course!

What did the cat call it when all the dogs left town?
Good mews!

Why don't cats complain when other cats make noise all night?
Because it's meow-sic to their ears!

When is the best time for our cat friends to leave a place?
Anytime it's gone to the dogs!

What word best describes my cat?
Purr-fect!

Why do most people like cats?
They have pleasing purr-sonalities!

Why do cats lick milk out of bowls?
They do not know how to use straws.

Why do cats prefer milk?
It's purr-fectly delicious!

Why did Mr. and Mrs. Cat get married?
They were a purr-fect match.

What is the difference between a dog and a cat?
A dog will drop everything and come when you call. A cat will check its schedule, and fit you in.

What did the cat call it when all the dogs left town?
Good mews!

What is the feline's favorite baseball position?
Cat-cher!

What does a cat say when someone pulls its tail?
"Me-ow!"

What did the angry cat say?
"I'm fur-ious!"

What did the cat say when it upset the milk dish?
Nobody's purr-fect!

What do they say about a cat who bites?
Cat-nip!

Why do cats sing in back alleys?
Well, that's shoe-business!

Why did the policeman arrest the young cat?
Because of kitty litter!