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Funny jokes: Sometimes it helps to keep your mouth shut

A young woman arrived to her doctor with black and blue signs of beating.

Doctor: “What happened?”

Woman: “Doctor, I do not know what to do, whenever my husband comes home drunk he beats the hell out of me, almost killing me.”

Doctor: “I have a really good medication for it. When your husband comes home drunk you just take a glass of Green tea and start to gargle and gargle, as much as you can do … and that’s all you have to do.”

Two weeks later the woman returns to the doctor reborn and with a grateful look in her eyes …

Woman: “Doctor, that was a brilliant medicine! Every time my husband came home drunk, I gargled and gargled with Green tea and nothing happened! He has gone straight to bed.”

Doctor: “You see how it helps to keep your mouth shut?”

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