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The Golden Bar

A man comes home late at night and he is pretty smashed. His wife who was worried sick asks:
“Where the hell have you been?”
“The Golden Bar”, the man replies. “It’s an awesome place. They have golden chairs, golden glasses, golden beer of course and even a golden urinal.”
The wife is not convinced that her husband is telling the truth, so she looks up the Golden Bar in the phonebook and calls them up.

“Do you really have golden chairs at your bar?”
“Absolutely ma’am.”
“And what about golden glasses?”
“Indeed we do.”
“And golden beers?”
“Most certainly.”
“And even a golden urinal?”
“Hold on a minute ma’am…Johnny, I think I have a lead on the guy who pissed in your saxophone.”
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