Where do babies come from?
Anna, 6 years old, gets home from school. She just had her first family planning lesson at school.
Her mother, very interested, asks: ” How did it go?”
“I died of shame!” She answers!
“Why?” Her Mother asked.
Her mother answers laughingly, “But that’s no reason to be ashamed?”
“No, but I can’t tell them that we were so poor that daddy had to screw you to make me!”